Various LLM Smells
28 May, 2026
Late last year I started writing a math blog and decided to use LLMs to polish/enhance my writing. The LLM generated writing obviously felt significantly better than my own writing. It had better vocabulary, interesting sentence structures etc etc. I swear it did not seem like AI-slop to me at the time. Then about 3 months later, I see the exact sentence structures appearing ACROSS THE ENTIRE F***** INTERNET. And what is fascinating to me is that ai-smell seems like an artifact that emerges across various AI assisted tasks that you can now easily recognize. A few examples that I've collected so far to show the "ai-smells" across two domains:
1. LLM writing (beyond the obvious em-dashes):Some picks from my math blog (now deleted) and the drafts that accompanied it
Way too many punchlines
- "Humans trust symmetry because it feels like intelligence made visible."
- "The Tiger fit the story. Jin-yong fit the physics."
- "Symmetry becomes a trap."
Consecutive short sentences
- "Yet the tilt is not an accident. It is the shape of the optimum."
- "Then AlphaEvolve arrived. It had no preference for symmetry. No aesthetic prior. No instinct to preserve harmony."
- "These examples are not decorative. They form a distributed argument."
"X is the Y of Z"
- "Cringe is the visible signature of moving along a gradient you chose."
"ist not just X, its Y"
- "solutions that do not merely satisfy the constraint but satisfy the aesthetic instincts"
The "JetBrains Mono" font

The "step" and bullets on every webpage with this exact font:

Exactly these button

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Footnotes
- I'm not against LLM/AI usage for creative tasks. This is just me noticing things.