Jon Stewart Slams Donald Trump for Gaining ‘Nothing’ From Meeting With Xi Jinping: ‘All You Came Back With Was His Instagram?’

May 18, 2026 9:10pm PT Jon Stewart Slams Donald Trump for Gaining ‘Nothing’ From Meeting With Xi Jinping: ‘All You Came Back With Was His Instagram?’

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On Monday night’s episode of “The Daily Show,” Jon Stewart went after President Donald Trump for getting “nothing” out of his recent meeting with Xi Jinping, the president of the People’s Republic of China.

“But first, is everybody feeling good? Feeling safe? I know why. I know why you are feeling good. I know why you are feeling safe. Because daddy’s back home. Daddy’s back home,” Stewart said at the top of his monologue. “[Trump was] gone for a couple days in China, we were scared. ‘Where’s daddy? I’m so scared. Where is daddy?’ But now he’s home, and I’m sure he brought home all the goodies from China. Because as we all know, nobody — and I mean nobody — is tougher on ‘China’ rhymes with ‘Vagina’ — than Donald J. Trump.”

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