Jon Stewart Dedicates ‘Daily Show’ Episode To New Grads As He Gives Satirical Crash Course On How To Nail Job Interviews “The Trump Way”: “He’s President, And I’m On Basic Cable”

It’s grad season, and The Daily Show‘s Monday night host Jon Stewart has you covered on how to ace that new job interview as you step into the real world post-college.

“Maybe the advice that we’ve been giving them all along — about honesty and hard work and all that other gay shit — is completely wrong,” he began. “Maybe, we should all be students at Donald Trump University, which, obviously, you can’t be because it was a fraud and got shut down, but metaphorically…”

Addressing the Class of 2026 — “everybody gather around … your phone, brain chip, smart fridge, however you’re watching this” — Stewart then jumped into a satirical crash course on how to get hired the “Trump way.”

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