Corrupt DoT head takes oil money to film reality TV show during oil price spike

Sean Duffy, whose transportation expertise comes from being a contestant on the reality TV show Road Rules, is going back to his roots and filming a reality TV show while on the job.

But, as is fitting for the corrupt cabal he’s a member of, he’s made sure to let companies he’s supposed to regulate pay for his family’s vacation. And he’s doing this right as he works his hardest to ensure that your roadtrips are less attainable, with higher energy prices across the country as the direct and intended result of his policies.

Duffy is currently squatting as head of the Department of Transportation, having been directed to the position by a man who cannot legally hold office in the US.

In his time in that position, he’s worked to increase energy prices for Americans. His very first act when he started the job was to sign a memo intending to raise your fuel costs by $23B, a plan which he later formalized.